Nightmare. My human pet is planning another road trip. I'm not sure where it is that we're going this time but yesterday, I heard her telling a friend that 'it was all organised'. What this really means is that she has bought a self-erecting pod tent from Décathlon and re-sellotaped the car wing mirror together.
Anyway, I'm not going to worry about that now. I was given a dried pig's ear for Easter, so have plenty to be happy about. My human wasn't very happy when she found it tucked down the side of the sofa, where I'd put it for safe keeping, but I think really she was just jealous that no one had given her a pig's ear. She muttered something about going vegetarian again, but I wasn't fooled.
Anyway, this is just a quick post to wish everyone happy Easter and to say that I will be taking my pet along to Fish & Chip night at the bar in Champniers tomorrow evening, to sign some more of her books. (Surely there can't be anyone left in the Poitou-Charentes who doesn't already own a copy?) PS: where is this elusive Easter bunny that everyone keeps talking about?
Monday 9th April, 6.00 pm onwards: book signing at Bar Les Tilleuls, Champniers, 86400. Tel 05 49 87 08 99; www.champniersbar.com.